Berlusconi is President again and I flushed my keys down the toilet today.
It was an accident. I had the keys in my hand while hurrying to do my business (number one), La Bimba waiting patiently in her stroller. When I got up to press the flusher button above the bowl, the keys just fell out of my hand and into the spiraling waters.
By the time I found the extra set of keys, my keys had resurfaced.